Deal?

OK, Canes. For more than a month now, I have gone without shaving (I did shave my neck three times for special occasions, like golf yesterday). You pulled it out against New Jersey and then jumped ahead of Boston 3-1, only to get trounced (yes, trounced. or embarrassed, humiliated, spanked, ripped, etc.) in games five and six. Tonight, if you pull off the win in Boston, I will spend my entire summer with a playoff beard. I have to keep it presentable in China, so I'll be trimming it, but I will honor your trip to the conference semis by wearing my playoff beard to the Orient. Not to mention, if you win tonight, you'll avoid looking like chumps after dropping three straight.

Waddaya say?